~HamptonTheTrout
Matthew Strang - Status: Member
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- Deviant since Oct 30, 2006, 3:03 PM
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Periodic TableAll the students start to pour into a chemistry class as the bell is ringing.Periodic Table
Professor Brady: “Once again class, I would like to thank you for being here on time”. Sandy: (chuckling) "You’re funny professor Brady!” Professor Brady: “Thank you for the support Sandy, as usual”. (He looks around)
Professor Brady: “No no no. Jessica and Tom, you guys cant sit together. You lovebirds never get any work done when you’re sitting and fooling around with one another. Sit at least one space apart. Actually, sit on either side of Kevin.” (This big husky jock guy s
in Satire on 4/17/08
"Pluto"Scene starts in a rowdy elementary school classroom:"Pluto"
Teacher: “Settle down now, children. Settle down. Don’t make me use the whistle. Children…children! The teletubbies were all found dead this morning! The room falls dead quiet Teacher: “Sorry I had to do that children. But now your quiet so before the bell rings I shall tell you tonight’s homework assignment.” Children: “Awww boo boo” much groveling is heard Teacher: “Oh shush its almost half way through the year and the most I’ve had you do is color in a picture of some happy Indians, pilgrims, all shaki
in Satire on 4/2/08
Lauren and Christinain Portraits & Figures on 3/7/08
A few neighborsin Portraits & Figures on 3/7/08
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Devious Information
- Current Age: 92481
- Current Residence: Seattle, wA and Newbury Park, CA
- Favourite movie: theres too many to list here. I love some comedies, and some tragedies, and all other ill shit.
- Favourite band or musician: too much to list here, but Ive been really into Slowdive Lately
- Favourite genre of music: Shoegaze. Lots of genres, i like slowdive, the hit parade, red house painters, Smiths, Cure, etc.
- Favourite artist: Jean Delville, William Bouguereau, Gustav Doré, etc.
- Favourite poet or writer: Scott Thompsons literary masterpiece: "Buddy Babylon", Woody Allen, and David Sedaris.
- Favourite photographer: SIMON MARSDEN
- Favourite style or digital art: 1800s-1900s symbolism and classicism
- Operating System: Windows? What the fuck is this question?
- MP3 player of choice: Windows Media Player. ;)
- Shell of choice: Cowrys are really pretty as are these little ones from Leo Carillo Beach i make necklaces from.
- Skin of choice: hopefully my human skin, im sure many perverts would say 'foreskin' to this though.
- Personal Quote: "You son of a bitch, we beat Penecillin"
- Tools of the Trade: a pen, some paper, a mouse, a camera, and sometimes my brain.
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Devious Comments
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Moo-moo.
Hampton the Trout? That is simply fabulous! Nice to finally cyber-ly meet you!
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If you can't open the door... Create your own.
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...Corde pulsum tangite; quod per sortem sternit fortem...
-From O Fortuna, by Carl Orff
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Please give an answer to my pool: [link]
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Sorry for my bad English, I speak French.
Very nice gallery. I like the textural style of your drawings.
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And she was swathed in sorrow, as if born within its mask.
anyway, thanks for the comment and keep up the excellent work.
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Still learning the basics!
MGSS/Ratchet/Resistance online player.
And of course, my page (Linky [link])
"It's all in the eyes..."
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